
Do your kids talk right in front of your face and you have no idea what they are saying? Do you wish you understood the teen generation more? Have you ever faxed a death threat to your school principal?
Then you definitely know how we feel.
Featured in Issue #12
Smear Amendments – Updated codes on ruling the schoolyard
Hope for Heroes – Guitar heroism is ruining our nation
Ninetendo Master – Sick, sad poetry from twisted teen minds
Crazy Backstage Demands – Who ordered all these cases of Dr. Pepper? Find out for yourself
Fax Me In My Darkest Hour – This is not a test
Tubular Haters – Definitely give yourself a pat on the back for effort, guys
Sink or Swim: Jamless Playlist – If you ever wanted to be a fly on the wall during a taping of Dawson’s Creek, this is your last, best chance
Quarreling with Care – Sometimes it’s not easy to see the abuse
Stages of Lilith – Lisa Loeb pens a thrilling account of her days and ways at the legendary fest
Kiss and Tell Me Everything – News about Lohan and DJ Ronson that TMZ would kill for
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