It’s The Real Deal…

Over the weekend, Smear Campaign had the exclusive opportunity to interview Margaret Cho, the raunchy comedian whose style tickles our fancy like none other. She is in Austin today performing a free show for students of the University of Texas at Austin. Even though tickets were sold out, we got the real deal on the phone from her room at the Four Seasons. The talk ranged from gnarly periods to national gardens and she had us laughing so hard it hurt the entire time.

Interview after the jump.

Darfia: The Saga Begins

 

Looks familiar, right? Not really. You have no idea how uncomfortable everyone in this picture is.

Estelle Getty, in her “Golden Girls” years, was afflicted by an extreme case of identity confusion. She repeatedly showed up on the “Roseanne” set, in stonewashed jeans and t-shirts, ready to play Darlene’s role. She demanded to have this photo taken and the cast agreed, to postpone drama. More on this sad and terrifying life story to come.

Margaret Cho Interview

This morning, the ladies of Smear interviewed Margaret Cho by telephone from the Four Seasons Hotel in Toronto. The topics at hand were gnarly periods, apocalyptic fucking and Kevin Bacon mathematics. Interview clips and transcript to follow after Tom Sawyer really paints that fence.

Issue #12 Is Out!

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Do your kids talk right in front of your face and you have no idea what they are saying? Do you wish you understood the teen generation more? Have you ever faxed a death threat to your school principal?

Then you definitely know how we feel.

Featured in Issue #12

Smear Amendments – Updated codes on ruling the schoolyard

Hope for Heroes – Guitar heroism is ruining our nation

Ninetendo Master – Sick, sad poetry from twisted teen minds

Crazy Backstage Demands – Who ordered all these cases of Dr. Pepper? Find out for yourself

Fax Me In My Darkest Hour – This is not a test

Tubular Haters – Definitely give yourself a pat on the back for effort, guys

Sink or Swim: Jamless Playlist – If you ever wanted to be a fly on the wall during a taping of Dawson’s Creek, this is your last, best chance

Quarreling with Care – Sometimes it’s not easy to see the abuse

Stages of Lilith – Lisa Loeb pens a thrilling account of her days and ways at the legendary fest

Kiss and Tell Me Everything – News about Lohan and DJ Ronson that TMZ would kill for

More pages after the jump